You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
Everywhere you turn, you see me in a movie, and I'm sorry. At this point, people must be saying, 'God, Biggs again? Can't we get away from this guy?'
In high school, I got picked on. It's funny that I got tormented for what I'm doing now - the acting thing. People would see me in a Nickelodeon commercial, and I would hear about it the next day at school. Kids would say, 'Hi, TV Boy.' They heckled. I never got beat up.
Getting married has shifted my focus, in such a profound way. You just realize, "Oh, I can't be so selfish anymore. There's someone else."
Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.
We all approached doing a sequel with great trepidation and skepticism.
Like anyone who goes to college, you're leaving a familiar surrounding and a comfortable environment and your friends and everything, and you're starting fresh. It can be pretty daunting.
The truth is that, after 30 years old, men still masturbate. There are still sexual problems that arise for guys.
Physical comedy is my favorite thing in the world to do.
Stuff with a group, stuff where there are other people around, I'll try that.
Well, I'm never happier than when I'm acting.
I'm married. I'm not attracted to any other woman, ever.
My position now, especially in this town, adds an element of skepticism with people you meet - especially girls. I mean, it becomes a lot more difficult.
Basically, what happened was, I had moved out to Los Angeles, I was pretty damn lazy and I put on some pounds.
Something about being projected on a 70 foot screen makes you more attractive and appealing to the opposite sex, which is pretty scary
A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.
But I did have two months off between Loser and the start of Prozac Nation. So, it was supposed to be Jason time, right? My time to enjoy myself away from movies.
I don't know if you'll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon.
I like to think what I bring to the table is kind of a sympathetic and endearing quality, even while I'm playing outcasts or characters that end up in outlandish situations.
I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.
Anyone wanna buy my Malaysian Airlines frequent flier miles?
In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes
People would see me on a Nickelodeon commercial, and I would hear about it the next day in school
What I've learned from fatherhood is that having a son cannot, did not, change my love for The Bachelor! I thought that having a son would make me grow up when it came to my TV viewing habits, but I love The Bachelor even more after having a child.
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