Since Dominic's been sleeping with me, the mice have been trying various labels on him, looking for one that fits. My personal favorite was the week they spent calling him "the God of Absolutely Never Smiling, No, Not Ever.
Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.
What happened?” she breathed, staring at me. “I got hit in the face with a pie,” I said. Mags stopped, blinking. “You got...hit in the face with a pie,” she repeated. “I...what? I’m sorry, but I’ve been in charge of this Library for a long time. I’ve seen a lot of really ridiculous things. I lived in Wales. And there is no way being hit with a pie should have turned you human.” “It was a really evil pie,” I said.
Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn
You are covered in blood," Tybalt said again, stressing the words harder this time. "It makes me tense." There was a thud as the guard hit the floor, and Tybalt returned to my side. "Wow. You must be tense a lot." He sighed. "You have no idea.
Mira Grant is actually my pseudonym. And Seanan is pronounced SHAWN-in.
You'd challenge me and lose. You know it, I know it, but you'd still do it. Sometimes your sense of honor confuses the hell out of me.
Sometimes humanity is the reason we can't have nice things
No one wants to set out to be a hero, and discover that they've been a villain all along.
It's not hard to marginalize people when they've already done it to themselves.
There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.
Things it is not polite to discuss at the dinner table: politics, religion, and the walking dead.
If anything attacked us, we could just panic at it until it went away.
Now I'm a God, but tomorrow, when you have to stop me from playing with dead things again, you'll be right back to calling me an idiot, won't you?
Don't think she can breathe over there, chief." drawled Shaun. "Pretty sure she hasn't kicked the oxygen habit yet.
If we didn't fear the truths we didn't hear, we'd lose the need to fear the ones we did.
His idea of traffic safety is going too fast for the cops to catch up.
Never steal another reporter's story; never take the last of another reporter's ammo; never mess with another reporter's computer. Those are the rules, unless you work for a tabloid, where they replace "never" with "always".
Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.
You can't win. Logic has no power over her when her territory has been invaded by heathens.
I was still wearing my shoes. The staff was paid to wash the sheets after every visit, and by the point we left the field, I’d dressed and undressed so many times in the course of decontamination that I never wanted to remove my clothes again. I’d just wear them until they dissolved, and then spend the rest of my life naked.
I am, in fact, immortal when annoyed.
Remember how pissed you got when we had to do all that reading about the Rising back in sixth grade? I thought you were going to get us both expelled. You said the only way things could've gotten as bad as they did was if people were willing to take the first easy answer they could find and cling to it, rather than doing anything as complicated as actually thinking.
Sometimes in the news, "luck" is just a matter of "capitalizing on someone else's pain.
Shaun get your sister her glasses. She looks naked without them. It's creeping me out.
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