I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past.
Most often the person you would die for would settle for dinner and a movie.
You can't postpone sorrow, so why would you postpone happiness?
Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional.
Sometimes it is the person closest to us who must travel the furthest distance to be our friend.
If animals could talk, the world would lose its best listeners.
Love may be blind, but if you've ever known a blind person, they still know where everything is.
How we long to remove the clutter from our lives not realizing that the clutter is our lives.
When I am gone, my love, do not look for me in the places we used to go to together. Look for me in the places we always planned to go to together.
A good speech has a beginning, a middle and an end, the best example being, 'I love you.'
Wealth and wisdom are seldom combined, for the person who achieves one no longer desires the other.
Do not be surprised when those who ignore the rules of grammar also ignore the law. After all, the law is just so much grammar.
Dancing is moving to the music without stepping on anyone's toes, pretty much the same as life.
Life is a vale of tears in which there are moments you just can't stop giggling.
Looking back you realize that a very special person passed briefly through your life- and it was you. It is not too late to find that person again.
Things happen in everyday life that make you consider living your life just every other day.
If I were Opportunity, I wouldn't just knock, you'd have to sign.
It's like this. Father Time keeps pitching the years at us. We swing and miss at a few. We hit a few out of the park. We try not to take any called strikes.
Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it.
If you think that someone is out to steal everything you have, you're either paranoid or a member of the middle class.
It is sad when two people turn from the paths they’re traveling, and their paths go on to cross without them.
Life is a series of family photos in which you keep moving to the rear until finally you're a portrait in the background.
I am told to just be myself, but as much as I have practiced the impression, I am still no good at it.
If you listed all the reasons for your faith, and all the things that make you cry, it would be essentially the same list.
Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."
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