After 5,000 years of recorded human history, you wonder, what part of 2,000,000 sunrises doesn't a pessimist understand?
Even if you think the Big Bang created the stars, don't you wonder who sent the flowers?
Count no day lost in which you waited your turn, took only your share and sought advantage over no one.
If a rabbit defined intelligence the way man does, then the most intelligent animal would be a rabbit, followed by the animal most willing to obey the commands of a rabbit.
In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.
What happens if I do nothing?
The willingness to share does not make one charitable; it makes one free.
As a friend, you first give your understanding, then you try to understand.
There would be a lot more optimists if it weren't for the rise-and-shine requierement.
Sometimes in tragedy we find our life's purpose - the eye sheds a tear to find its focus.
There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up.
Whoever dreamed up Scrabble had an exaggerated idea of how many 7-letter words have five i's.
A paranoid thinks that sinister forces are out to get him, not realizing that they are out to get everybody.
As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.
In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured.
Wherever a mom goes, a prayer has been already there.
There is a strong chance that siblings who turn out well were hassled by the same parents.
It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.
It is not only possible to be the person you pretend to be, but there is less effort involved.
I find in old age that it's possible to revisit the past, the one requirement being that you come as you are.
The thing about family disasters is that you never have to wait long before the next one puts the previous one into perspective.
Conspicuously absent from the Ten Commandments is any obligation of parent to child. We must suppose that God felt it unnecessary to command by law what He had ensured by love.
It finally happened - a lawsuit for wrongful doing unto others as you would have them do unto you.
A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour.
It is one thing to show your child the way, and a harder thing to then stand out of it
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