What you must accept as a parent is that you cannot always be there for your child without sometimes ruining everything.
U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James.
I cultivate my garden, and my garden cultivates me.
I have never met anyone who wanted to save the world without my financial support.
Who does not wish to be beautiful, and clever, and rich, and to have back, in old age, the time spent trying to be any of them.
Everything happens for the purpose of what you decide to do about it.
Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child.
Few are humble, for it takes a self-esteem few possess.
The last I heard from my destiny, it wanted me to make a legal U-Turn at my next opportunity.
It is the abiding faith of mortals that mortality is a temporary condition.
Ah, the things we would do if we could — especially in the secure knowledge that we can't.
There is always a perfectly good excuse, always a reason not to. The hardest freedom to win is the freedom from one's excuses.
It is a shame to see in the work of an artist the limitations of his critics.
Sometimes in life you have an appointment with destiny, and sometimes you just have to get destiny to squeeze you in.
We are each the star of our own situation comedy, and, with luck, the screwball friend in somebody else's.
There are days when I'm alone with my thoughts, which is to say, not alone enough.
So often the shortest distance to happiness is the length of an about-face.
There are memories I choose not to live with, but we hang out at the same bar.
The trick to playing second fiddle is to play it like second Stradivarius.
The strongest marriage is between two who seek the same God, the strongest friendship between two who flee the same devil.
I tell my child, if I seem obsessed to always know where you've been, it is because my DNA will be found at the scene.
Today, befriend a stranger, or if you feel up to more of a challenge, befriend a loved one.
Most marriages can survive 'better or worse'. The tester is all the years of 'exactly the same'.
A relationship becomes easier when you realize that you don't have to be the one at fault to be the one who's sorry.
Looking back on a happy life, one realizes that one was not happy all the time.
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