Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.
I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.
If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it.
I think I will die laughing.
Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.
I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.
In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.
I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.
Wit doesn't make girls pretty.
When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me.
My sight is bad, my hearing is bad, I feel bad, but I don't suffer, I don't complain.
I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky.
I wait for death and journalists.
Death doesn't frighten me; now I can think peacefully of ending a long life.
I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.
He who hugs too much, hugs badly!
Every age has its happiness and troubles.
[On being the oldest living human being:] God must have forgotten me.
All babies are beautiful.
I've been forgotten by our Good Lord.
I'd like to go to the Moon.
Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight thread.
I didn't like mundane life.
Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!
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