Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.
I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.
Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.
If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it.
Wit doesn't make girls pretty.
I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.
I think I will die laughing.
When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me.
I didn't like mundane life.
I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky.
[On being the oldest living human being:] God must have forgotten me.
I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.
Every age has its happiness and troubles.
I've been forgotten by our Good Lord.
He who hugs too much, hugs badly!
I'm not afraid of anything.
Death doesn't frighten me; now I can think peacefully of ending a long life.
In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.
My sight is bad, my hearing is bad, I feel bad, but I don't suffer, I don't complain.
I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.
I wait for death and journalists.
I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.
There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.
All babies are beautiful.
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