Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.
I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.
I think I will die laughing.
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.
If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it.
I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.
Wit doesn't make girls pretty.
Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.
When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me.
My sight is bad, my hearing is bad, I feel bad, but I don't suffer, I don't complain.
I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky.
I wait for death and journalists.
I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.
He who hugs too much, hugs badly!
I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.
I've been forgotten by our Good Lord.
There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.
Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!
[On being the oldest living human being:] God must have forgotten me.
I'm not afraid of anything.
I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.
I'd like to go to the Moon.
In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.
Death doesn't frighten me; now I can think peacefully of ending a long life.
I didn't like mundane life.
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