Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.
It's people stories that make good reading. I don't feel like I'm a sportswriter. I feel like I'm a guy who writes about people who happen to do sports. The best columns are the ones where you tie it somehow into the fabric of the country.
A man is more than his failings.
Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered
Never let anyone tell you sports doesn't matter. Never let them tell you it's all about the wins, the losses and the stats. Sports is so much more than that.
Im afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.
College football is LSU's Tiger Stadium at night.
There's never been a finer man in American sports than John Wooden, or a finer coach.
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.
I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon.
Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there.
I write the story that nobody reads. Someday, I'm going to write it in German to see if anyone notices.
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