Rich Vos Quotes

• Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out.

  Rich Vos

  Funny, Moving, Divorce

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• All New Years is to me is for taking down your dumb Christmas decorations. People who put up Christmas decorations, all they're saying is, 'Hey, we're not Jews.'

  Rich Vos

  Funny, Christmas, New Year

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