Woody Allen Hilarious Quotes

Quotes about: Hilarious

• Eternity is really long, especially near the end.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Hilarious, Long

• Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Hilarious, Sexy

  Quoted in N.Y. Times, 1 Dec. 1975

• I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Hilarious, Witty

• Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Hilarious, Humor

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