There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
This man can make a horror movie without makeup.
If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.
If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
Foley looks like an un-made bed.
Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock
I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.
How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that.
Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.
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