Dane Cook Quotes About Cars

Quotes about: Cars

• Comedy crowds - we always want to come out and ask you, 'How you feeling?' We always say that, 'By a round of applause, how do you feel?' Right? 'By a round of applause, how you feeling?' It's the only place in the world that you judge how you're feeling by a round of applause... There's never like a car accident, people all over the ground, people running over - 'Ma'am! Ma'am! By a round of applause, how do you feel? By a round of applause - she's not clapping!

  Dane Cook

  Running, People, Judging

• A couple of days back, I got into a car accident. Not my fault. Even if it's not your fault, the other person gets out of their car and looks at you like it's your fault: Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80!

  Dane Cook

  Couple, Light, Car

• When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion.

  Dane Cook

  Shoes, Car, Pants

  Song: Struck by a Vehicle

• Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car... Nailed!

  Dane Cook

  Dream, Car, Three

• I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.

  Dane Cook

  Dog, Baby, Elderly

• I love singing along to the radio while I'm riding in the back of a squad car.

  Dane Cook

  Squad, Car, Singing

• The problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.

  Dane Cook

  Color, Dating, Car

• I miss dating only for that final moment you kiss goodnight, watch her get out of your car and run into the police station.

  Dane Cook

  Running, Kissing, Dating

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