The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.
Moo may represent an idea, but only the cow knows.
Vanity well fed is benevolent. Vanity hungry is spiteful.
Stupidity is a fact of life, but unmentionable. The new Prudery.
Flattery has to overcome my mistrust, and it does.
Faith no doubt moves mountains, but not necessarily to where we want them.
Secrets die when kept or revealed. They live by being faintly and uncertainly repeated.
Falling in love is the right adventure for those who dislike sports and travel.
Thoughts can be revised. Deeds cannot.
Transcendence is something between a metaphor and a miracle.
Until I am ready to lose weight, I cannot see how fat I am.
To Jane Austen, every fool is a treasure trove.
Self-conscious? Try a wig, a corset, a veil, a beard. Or cultivate shamelessness.
Courage overrides self-doubt, but does not end it.
I know God exits, but I don't know where.
A: Everything changes. B: But not enough.
An omnipotent God is the only being with no reason to lie.
Self-realization is a comedown from salvation, but still gives us something to hope for.
Finding a thought for an aphorism is not hard. Putting a kink in its tail is the hard part.
Aphorisms have never seduced anybody, but they have fooled some into considering themselves worldly-wise.
Never invite to dinner: those who won't decide until the last minute; those who come more than half an hour late; those who want to bring along two or three friends; drunks; monologists; those who stay until three o'clock in the morning; those who think that conversation means having an argument; those who take a high moral tone; those who are stupid, ugly, or dull. Enforcement of these rules will enable one to eat alone every night in comfort.
Everyone fears and courts his own demon.
Worry is not thought; complaining is not action.
Young men preen. Old men scheme.
If I can't serve as a role model, let me serve as a warning.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends
or simply: