Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
We never repent of having eaten too little.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life.
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.
The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.
When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.
When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn't taste that bad.
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.
If you're not doing what is best for your body, you are the one who lose.
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his own weight.
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