The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
I have always admired men and women who used their talents to serve the community, and who were highly respected and admired for their efforts and sacrifices, even though they held no office whatsoever in government or society.
When I give a man an office, I watch him carefully to see whether he is swelling or growing.
I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.
Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.
No people is wholly civilized where a distinction is drawn between stealing an office and stealing a purse.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues initials on them and pass them along. When in doubt, route.
If your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there.
All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk.
It all depends on which side of the desk you're sitting on.
Lofty posts make great men greater still, and small men much smaller.
Nominee. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office.
If your desk isn't cluttered, you probably aren't doing your job.
Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!
There are no office hours for leaders.
The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.
The kids who leave their favorite authors behind do not in fact leave us utterly abandoned, but in due time drive children of their own to the bookstore and the post office.
There's an epigram tacked to my office bulletin board, pinched from a magazine -- "Wanting to meet an author because you like his work is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pâté.
Abraham Lincoln once said that if you are a racist, I will attack you with the north. And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.
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