The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!
Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.
Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures.
I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time.
A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows.
You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.
Anybody who plays the stock market not as an insider is like a man buying cows in the moonlight.
When you grow up on a dairy farm, cows don't take a day off. So you work every day and my dad always said, 'No one can outwork you,'
I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
So Pa sold the little house. He sold the cow and calf. He made hickory bows and fastened them upright to the wagon box. Ma helped him stretch white canvas over them.
It doesn't matter how much milk you spill as long as you don't lose the cow.
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
A branding program should be designed to differentiate your cow from all the other cattle on the range. Even if all the cattle on the range look pretty much alike.
I think it's important that, as a matter of course, the brain and spinal column were removed from this cow, and that would be the material that would cause concern in terms of human health. And therefore we're confident in the safety of the food supply.
Kiss till the cow comes home.
I don't do impersonations. I can do a wounded elephant! I can do a really good cow! And because of the amount of time I spent in North Yorkshire, I do a variety of sheep. All of which I will be happy to roll out for you!
I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.
The friendly cow, all red and white, I love with all my heart; She gives me cream with all her might, To eat with apple-tart.
The return from cows and sheep in cheese is worth much money every day in the season, without calves and lambs, and without the manure, which all return corn and fruit.
The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks
Ive never met a general yet who could milk a cow.
If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care the happiest, individual would not be either a man or a woman it; it would be, I think a cow.
We don't have milk cows. People have so many stereotypes of people from where I come from - Oklahoma. We don't ride around in covered wagons, either.
My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me.
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