I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
The higher the building the lower the morals.
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?
Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.
That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives since to equal it in strength? A sort of splendid carelessness it was, holding us together.
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