Latest Eddie Griffin Quotes from Interviews

• I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.

  Eddie Griffin

  Jokes

  Source: aalbc.com

• Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally.

  Eddie Griffin

  Psychology, Comedian, Comedy

• You have to know the human condition to get that many people to all respond at the same time to the same subject. You gotta understand humanity in order to portray it.

  Eddie Griffin

  People, Humanity, Human Condition

  Source: aalbc.com

• My favorite date movie is Scarface. There's nothing like taking a woman to see Scarface. It gets the panties off quick.

  Eddie Griffin

  My Favorite

  Source: aalbc.com

• I remember riding across the Brooklyn Bridge about 12 times because they wanted me to keep up with the helicopter, and I said, "Can you have the helicopter keep up with me, my calves are burning!"

  Eddie Griffin

  Brooklyn Bridge, Bridges, Riding

  Interview with Nathan Rabin, www.avclub.com. February 22, 2011.

• I remember doing one day of work, and I was so good I ended up doing 25 days on that movie. And all of it ended up on the editing room floor. That was my first Hollywood lesson: Just because you filmed a movie doesn't necessarily mean that you're in it.

  Eddie Griffin

  Mean, Editing, One Day

  Interview with Nathan Rabin, www.avclub.com. February 22, 2011.

• I think men are afraid to say that they would love to have Michelle Obama in their bed, but they think it.

  Eddie Griffin

  Men, Thinking, Bed

  Interview with Nathan Rabin, www.avclub.com. February 22, 2011.