Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Making Love

Quotes about: Making Love

• I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Wife, Dating, Making Love

• I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny Relationship, Night, Phones

• Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Love, Marriage, Thinking

• I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Girl, Morning

• Last week I told my wife, If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef. She said, If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Fire, Wife, Making Love

• I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Book, Making Love, Way

• If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Fire, Making Love, Ifs

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