Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Age

Quotes about: Age

• Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Girl, Men, Dating

• I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny Relationship, Wine, Men

• I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Witty, Sex

• When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Sex, Age, Cases

• I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Girl, Humorous

• At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humorous, Wind

• I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Inspirational, Sex, Thinking

• At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Time, Fighting, Men

• Women my age just don't turn me on. That's another problem with getting older. I took out an older woman the other night, and I mean old. I told her, Act your age. She died.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Mean, Night, Getting Older

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.61, Zondervan

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