Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Respect

Quotes about: Respect

• With my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Respect, Men, Stranger

• I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Respect, Flight, Dishes

• I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Running, Respect, Romance

• When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Mother, Running, Respect

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.32, Zondervan

• With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Respect, Doctors, Needs

• I'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Respect, Switzerland, No Respect

• When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Respect, Kids, No Friends

• It was the same thing in the army, no respect. They gave me a uniform that glowed in the dark.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Respect, Dark, Army

• With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Respect, Hands, Wife

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.83, Zondervan

• I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Suicide, Respect, Prevention

• With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Girl, Respect, Dancer

• When I was a kid I got no respect. I played hide-and-seek. They wouldn't even look for me.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Respect, Kids, Looks

• When I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to stand up straight.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Respect, Kids, Men

• I don't get no respect, no respect at all!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Respect, No Respect

  Song: Rappin' Rodney, Album: Rappin' Rodney

• With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Respect, Home, Men

• When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Mother, Respect, Kids

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