Alison Rosen Quotes

• Not all who drink energy drinks are douches, but all douches drink energy drinks.

  Alison Rosen

  Energy, Drink, Douches

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• I definitely feel moved and affected after interviews, but not in a way that's anything other than positive. There are moments that make me want to cry, but not in any way I can't handle.

  Alison Rosen

  Want, Way, Interviews

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Every time someone opens up to me, it just feels like a gift they're giving me, because it's a chance to experience another human being.

  Alison Rosen

  Giving, Chance, Feels

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• There are certain relationships that just don't fit into "good" or "bad"; they transcend it.

  Alison Rosen

  Fit, Certain

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I have no desire to drink anymore. I just don't want to feel altered.

  Alison Rosen

  Desire, Want, Drink

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I know for me, when I would drink, I circumvented my own self-protection and my own judgment and my own discrimination - the healthy kind of judgment and discrimination.

  Alison Rosen

  Self, Healthy, Discrimination

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• In terms of what we share from our lives, I tend to share everything. My instinct would be to share everything.

  Alison Rosen

  Would Be, Instinct, Share

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Most things that I think about not talking about, ultimately I decide to talk about, and I feel better.

  Alison Rosen

  Feel Better, Thinking, Talking

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Once I stopped drinking and I'd be going out on dates, or hanging out with guys, I'd realize, "Oh, maybe I don't like them that much!" I think the drinking was to make these guys more tolerable.

  Alison Rosen

  Drinking, Thinking, Guy

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Drinking is a fast-forward button; it makes you feel close to a person so quickly.

  Alison Rosen

  Drinking, Buttons, Feels

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking in the past.

  Alison Rosen

  Husband, Drinking, Past

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Sometimes I try to figure out why I always push things to talk about the really dark stuff in interviews, and I just think it's healing - for the listener, and for the guest.

  Alison Rosen

  Healing, Dark, Thinking

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I'm genuinely curious about people, and I'm always interested when people do share with me. But I would not want someone to share something with me and then after the fact feel uncomfortable or regret it.

  Alison Rosen

  Regret, People, Want

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I'm lucky that people feel comfortable sharing things with me.

  Alison Rosen

  People, Lucky, Feels

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I feel like I walk a very fine line between wanting someone to be open and vulnerable and honest with me and the listeners, but not wanting anyone to ever feel like I'm exploiting them.

  Alison Rosen

  Wanting Someone, Lines, Honest

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• What do you do when you see a man masturbating at a salad baran actual salad shooterbut wait, I'm single, we're both at the salad bar, we have a lot in common. I like fresh produce, he likes to get fresh with produce. I like nuts on my salad, he likes to nut on his salad.

  Alison Rosen

  Men, Nuts, Waiting

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