Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.
Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat.
I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.
Esther Rantzen, like me, is an egomaniac of the highest order.
I must be the only person of my age who doesn't have a bloody gong. They are so common in show business.
Stress is a designer ailment that many of the so-called afflicted suffer from with pride.
Blogs are for anoraks who couldn’t get published any other way.
Forget romantic fiction, a survey has found that most women would rather read a good book than go shopping, have sex, or sleep.
Far too many women are hesitant, and remain trapped in jobs for which they are over-qualified or paid beneath their worth.
I hate reality shows like Big Brother and I'm A Celebrity. I'd rather watch a goldfish bowl.
Television reflects our society in a more accurate way than at any time in the past.
The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.
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