Craig Ferguson Quotes About Home

Quotes about: Home

• It's Earth Day today. Let me tell you something about polar bears. They're endangered but you have to be careful because a polar bear is one of the few animals that will stalk a human. If you go to where polar bears live, it might stalk you and when you're on the plane going home, it might be behind you reading.

  Craig Ferguson

  Reading, Home, Animal

• You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.

  Craig Ferguson

  Home, Funny Work, Guy

• At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to.

  Craig Ferguson

  Home, House, Want

• Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its probably a little like getting alimony - the money is nice but has a nasty aftertaste.

  Craig Ferguson

  Nice, Home, Ego

  "Frequently Asked Questions / What happened to Craig Ferguson (Mr. Wick)?". "The Drew Carey Show", www.imdb.com. 1995 - 2004.

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