If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we'd be here every freakin' day.
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired.
Entrepreneurs are willing to work 80 hours a week to avoid working 40 hours a week.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.
I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.
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