Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
personally my ambition is to get my time as a cockroach shortened for good behavior and be promoted to a revenue officer it is not much of a step up but i am humble
A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country.
Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.
If a child shows himself incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind.
When you can't have anything else, you can have virtue.
Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
Too many creatures both insects and humans estimate their own value by the amount of minor irritation they are able to cause to greater personalities than themselves.
An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
Not every woman in old slippers can manage to look like Cinderella
Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.
If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves.
A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.
An optimist is the person who has never had any experience at all.
We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with.
Vibrations are the key to everything. Atoms used to be, but atoms have quite gone out.
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