Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
personally my ambition is to get my time as a cockroach shortened for good behavior and be promoted to a revenue officer it is not much of a step up but i am humble
A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country.
When you can't have anything else, you can have virtue.
The most pleasant and useful persons are those who leave some of the problems of the universe for God to worry about.
Too many creatures both insects and humans estimate their own value by the amount of minor irritation they are able to cause to greater personalities than themselves.
Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
No form of government matters nearly as much as the spirit and intelligence brought to the administration of any form of government.
If a child shows himself incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind.
Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue
For him who fain would teach the world The world holds hate in fee- For Socrates, the hemlock cup; For Christ, Gethsemane.
An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves.
A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.
Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.
Not every woman in old slippers can manage to look like Cinderella
Life is one damned kitten after another." Mehitabel the Alley Cat
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