Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
It would be a colorless world if each individual did not secretly believe himself superior to almost everyone else.
The things that I can't have I want, And what I have seems second-rate, The things I want to do I can't, And what I have to do I hate.
Persian pussy from over the sea demure and lazy and smug and fat none of your ribbons and bells for me ours is the zest of the alley cat
He worked like hell in the country so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he could live in the country.
Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind.
Life's too damn funny for me to explain.
I would rather start a family than finish one.
From 'the lesson of the moth': and before i could argue him out of his philosophy he went and immolated himself on a patent cigar lighter i do not agree with him myself i would rather have half the happiness and twice the longevity but at the same time i wish there was something i wanted as badly as he wanted to fry himself
fire is beautiful and we know that if we get too close it will kill us but what does that matter it is better to be happy for a moment and be burned up with beauty than to live a long time and be bored all the while
No form of government matters nearly as much as the spirit and intelligence brought to the administration of any form of government.
Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.
Most of the people living in New York have come here from the far to try to make enough money to go back to the farm
An old stomach reforms more whiskey drinkers than a new resolve.
the high cost of living isnt so bad if you dont have to pay for it
The female of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.
i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell yesterday sceptres and crowns fried oysters and velvet gowns and today i herd with bums but wotthehell wotthehell i wake the world from sleep as i caper and sing and leap when i sing my wild free tune wotthehell wotthehell under the blear eyed moon i am pelted with cast off shoon but wotthehell wotthehell
One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.
It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.
A little while with grief and laughter, And then the day will close; The shadows gather ... what comes after No man knows.
Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.
it is better to be a part of beauty for one instant and then cease to exist than to exist forever and never be a part of beauty
I do not see why men sheould be so proud insects have the more ancient lineage according to the scientists insects were insects when man was only a burbling whatisit.
what man calls civilizationalways results in desertsman is never on the squarehe uses up the fat and greenery of the eartheach generation wastes a little moreof the future with greed and lust for riches
A great many people who spend their time mourning over the brevity of life could make it seem longer if they did a little more work.
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