Daniel Handler Quotes About Candy

Quotes about: Candy

• There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal.

  Daniel Handler

  Salmon, Meals, Yogurt

• Every night I give a violin recital for six hours, and attendance is mandatory. The word 'mandatory' means that if you don't show up, you have to buy me a large bag of candy and watch me eat it.

  Daniel Handler

  Mean, Night, Giving

• Love is candy from a stranger, but it's candy you've had before and it probably won't kill you.

  Daniel Handler

  Love Is, Stranger, Candy

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