I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.
A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
I ought to of shot that dog myself, George. I shouldn't ought to of let no stranger shoot my dog.
The holy land was supposed to be spotless, a serious equivalent of Disneyland in which not a single candy wrapper is to stay on the ground for more than a few minutes.
I am a cynical optimist. Big opening weekends are like cotton candy. The films you will remember over time are the films that stick in the consciousness of the audience in a good way.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
I had a lot of fun working with John Candy. We had a pretty good rapport.
Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too.
Knowledge was like candy: you never turned it down, especially if you didn't have to work too hard to get it.
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
Licorice is the liver of candy.
Parents shouldn't assume children are made out of sugar candy and will break and collapse instantly. Kids don't. We do.
I can't be the candy queen forever.
I have a hard time defending the production of candy, given that it is basically crack for children and makes them dependent in unwholesome ways.
I feel that my ear candy is a little different from the ear candy most people are receiving right now.
I wasn't good at being affable. You get beyond that and realise the attraction in any human being has more to do with what they give to someone rather than just being face candy.
Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers.
Making movies is eating candy. It's a very expensive candy, so you value when you can do it. So when you can do it twice at once, it's like, you know, a kid in a candy store!
Most American Jews came from the lower middle classes, and therefore they brought with them not a lot of Jewish culture. The American Jewish story starts with Ellis Island, and the candy store in the Bronx.
The depth of John Candy's talent did surprise me. He was one of my all-time favorite leading men.
It seems like a totally gratuitous myth to tell people a giant rabbit comes round at night leaving candy in a haphazard way around the house... and the cover shows the bunny caught in the act.
People get passionate about a song. It's been my experience if you put out radio candy, something commercial, it doesn't sell records.
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