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• I'm really ambitious about is being a really good comic and doing it for the rest of my life and getting really big. Not really famous because I want fame or attention, just a little freedom. So, that's where I'm ambitious.

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  Ambitious, Attention, Want

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• I don't like to joke about dating.

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  Dating, Jokes

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• It's like, "Women can't handle things because they're always sad. That's estrogen." Men brag about testosterone, which makes them completely out of control too. On the other end of things, it's like, "Oh it was just testosterone. He got in a bar fight." Why is that better than crying at work?

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  Fighting, Men, Bars

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• I'm really big on hormones.

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  Bigs, Hormones

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• I'm sure kids had masturbated by sixth grade. I had for sure.

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  Kids, Sixth Grade, Grades

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• It [sex-ed] was such a slow rollout for me. I just didn't know what the hell was happening.

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  Sex, Hell, Knows

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• God, there's teaching biology and teaching sexuality, and it's two separate things. They mix it and make it more of a morality thing where it's like, "A man and woman have a baby."

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  Baby, Teaching, Men

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• My curriculum would be the whole year. It would be really slow and it would be about human anatomy. I would teach people about women's bodies so they understand what Planned Parenthood is for.

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  Years, People, Would Be

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• Not everyone is there to get an abortion. Your body is like a car that has needs and women's bodies constantly need a level of care that men don't.

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  Men, Car, Abortion

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• I'd also talk about the period and of course all the different gender things that people might feel that they are. I'd be a terrible teacher because of what I don't know about that.

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  Teacher, People, Different

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• I'm the queen of outside speakers.

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  Queens, Speakers

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• You teach someone about fallopian tubes in grade school, and you revisit it again in seventh grade for a better understanding of that stuff. I think it's never-ending. I don't know why it isn't all the time.

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  School, Thinking, Understanding

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• I don't even think people really understand how you can get pregnant or when you get pregnant. I still have questions about that.

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  Thinking, People, Stills

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• My rule is if one person says it, a thousand people want to say it. That goes for compliments too. I try to balance it out in my head.

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  People, Balance, Trying

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• Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

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  Ignorant, Looks, Troll

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• I put my filter on, though, and I only see things people I follow [on Twitter] write now. So, I don't even know anymore [ trolls].

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  Writing, People, Filters

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• For me, making any kind of resolution or saying, "I'm doing this!" can only cause pain, to get very deep.

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  Pain, Causes, Kind

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• I don't run around feeling infused with positivity, but I'll have to be taking my last breath before I'll admit I'm dying. So I'm either optimistic or in denial.

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  Running, Optimistic, Positivity

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• I think March and fall are natural seasons for me to feel invigorated.

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  Fall, Thinking, March

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• I'm still hibernating so I get really frustrated with other people's goals and just stop.

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  People, Goal, Frustrated

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• Even if it's L.A. and it's warmer, we're not supposed to be revving up right now. I don't like everyone's energy around [winter] time of year.

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  Winter, Years, Energy

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• [The first] week [of the year] is great because my special is coming out but it's also my least favorite week because everyone else is on hyperdrive. They're like, "Let's do it! We're doing our goals!" Everyone is bothering me and there's so much hyper-intensity going on and I'm like, "It's winter, you guys. It's hibernating time."

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  Winter, Years, Goal

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• I did buy a new piece of furniture so it's like, "Oh, that's something new." But generally my goals are made in the fall.

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  Fall, Goal, Pieces

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• My birthday is in August - right before September, so I have that "back to school" feeling ingrained in me so that time of year is when I usually do personal goals or resolutions.

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  School, August, Years

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• I made a career goals list for 2017 and it's so funny. I have low self-esteem or something, so I put both wishes and goals. The goals were things I'm going to do anyway, because I have no choice because my job is to do stand-up comedy so I have to tour and I have to write stuff. The wishes were all things that could be goals. As in, I bet people who have achieved these things called them goals at one point. But I haven't looked at that piece of paper since.

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  Jobs, Self Esteem, Writing

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