Latest Ilana Glazer Quotes from Interviews

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• It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'

  Ilana Glazer

  Thinking, Race, Interesting

  Source: www.elle.com

• [Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

  Ilana Glazer

  Fake, Hollywood, Littles

  Source: www.elle.com

• When we were on tour, a lot of people just dropped joints on the merch table for us. That was great. Every time, I was like, "Thank you so much."

  Ilana Glazer

  People, Tables, Joints

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• There was this one lady in Colorado who made us something ceramic, where it could have been either a ring holder or a bowl cleaner. She was just like, "Here you go." And we were both like, "Oh my god! Thank yoooou!"

  Ilana Glazer

  Ceramics, Colorado, Made

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• 'Broad City' [series] has a wild side, but it also has a very heartfelt side. It's very human.

  Ilana Glazer

  Cities, Wild Side, Heartfelt

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• I vape with my parents in my house. My parents don't really get high, which bums me out. But I vape with them around. It's just like a glass of wine. The family of the future is parents and kids who get high together. That is crazy to me, but it's so cool. I like the fact that my parents are fine with it, even if they won't do it with me.

  Ilana Glazer

  Crazy, Kids, Wine

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• I think it'd be pretty cool to fly. Actually, I'd like to be Language Gal. My super power is that I can speak every language.

  Ilana Glazer

  Thinking, Language, Speak

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• I'm Language Gal. I can speak any language presented to me. And I look exactly like Halle Berry.

  Ilana Glazer

  Berries, Looks, Language

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• We're [with Ilana Glazer] both totally upfront and proud feminists. We're not being all secretive about it. I feel like we're pretty blatant in our approach.

  Ilana Glazer

  Feminist, Proud, Feels

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• It's exciting to get to write characters that love each other and fight for each other.

  Ilana Glazer

  Writing, Character, Fighting

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world.

  Ilana Glazer

  World

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• We're big Hillary [Clinton] supporters. For a lot of reasons.

  Ilana Glazer

  Reason, Clinton, Bigs

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• I didn't start smoking weed till my junior year. I had a boyfriend who smoked a lot, and I was like, "Oh, I guess I'm moving on to this phase of life." I didn't fight it at all.

  Ilana Glazer

  Weed, Moving, Fighting

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that.

  Ilana Glazer

  Mitzvah, Bars, Host

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

  Ilana Glazer

  Nice, Parent

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• You got to miss class to do it. Like, many periods of school. And then they took us to an elementary or middle school, and we told kids that they could be cool when they grew up even if they didn't do drugs.

  Ilana Glazer

  Kids, School, Class

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• I don't want to watch people fighting.

  Ilana Glazer

  Fighting, People, Watches

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.

  Ilana Glazer

  Men, Media, Merit

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

  Ilana Glazer

  Pieces, Clothings, Wardrobe

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• That's what's nice about being on Comedy Central. You can't show your boobs even if you wanted to.

  Ilana Glazer

  Nice, Comedy, Shows

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• The nude thing, I don't know. It's sillier somehow. It's more like physical comedy. But kissing someone, it feels invasive to have everybody watching me.

  Ilana Glazer

  Kissing, Comedy, Feels

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• "Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

  Ilana Glazer

  Men, Play, Cities

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• I'm not going to watch two TV shows with vaginas in them unless somebody tells me why they're different!

  Ilana Glazer

  Tv Shows, Two, Different

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• Biking is a good alternative. Use the city as your gym.

  Ilana Glazer

  Cities, Alternatives, Use

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

• I think it's kind of crazy that we're still calling comedians "female comedians." That seems more like a sneak attack.

  Ilana Glazer

  Crazy, Thinking, Comedian

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com