Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.
If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
Hollywood always wanted me to be pretty, but I fought for realism.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
To get on in Hollywood, you've gotta be a bit gay and a bit Jewish, and I'm saving up to be Jewish.
You know, let's put it this way, if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery, if they went on vacation, there wouldn't be a person left in town.
Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God.
The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come.
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.
Hollywood is a place where a man can get stabbed in the back while climbing a ladder.
Every country gets the circus it deserves. Spain gets bullfights. Italy the Church. America Hollywood.
I'm impressed with the people from Chicago. Hollywood is hype, New York is talk, Chicago is work.
The ladder of success in Hollywood is usually a press agent, actor, director, producer, leading man; and you are a star if you sleep with each of them in that order. Crude, but true.
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
As the 1960s began, a new breed of Hollywood leading lady was emerging. She was elegant, international, and wonderfully comedic.
Hollywood is the only industry, even taking in soup companies, which does not have laboratories for the purpose of experimentation.
Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood
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