The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Puns are the highest form of literature.
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
There is nothing so good as a burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.
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