Alfred Hitchcock Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

  Alfred Hitchcock

  Funny, Movie, Humor

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Puns are the highest form of literature.

  Alfred Hitchcock

  Funny, Literature, Form

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com. 1972.

• Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.

  Alfred Hitchcock

  Funny, Death, Sarcastic

  Alfred Hitchcock, Sidney Gottlieb (1997). “Hitchcock on Hitchcock: Selected Writings and Interviews”, p.58, Univ of California Press

• I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.

  Alfred Hitchcock

  Funny, Sarcastic, Acting

• Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

  Alfred Hitchcock

  Funny, Witty, Smart

  In Observer 19 Dec. 1965

• There is nothing so good as a burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.

  Alfred Hitchcock

  Funny, Simple, Sea

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