Russell Baker Funny Quotes

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• The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

  Russell Baker

  Inspirational, Funny, Travel

  Russell Baker (1965). “All Things Considered”

• Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture.

  Russell Baker

  Funny, Life, Seize The Day

• Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

  Russell Baker

  Funny, Break Up, Work

  "The Plot Against People". The New York Times, June 18, 1968.

• Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

  Russell Baker

  Funny, Science, Car

  Russell Baker (1991). “There's a Country in My Cellar”, Avon Books

• People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.

  Russell Baker

  Funny, Sarcastic, People

  "The Sport of Counting Each Other Out" in The New York Times, en.wikiquote.org. November 2, 1967.

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