One's need for loneliness is not satisfied if one sits at a table alone. There must be empty chairs as well.
In case of doubt, decide in favor of what is correct.
One of the most widespread diseases is diagnosis.
Curses on the law! Most of my fellow citizens are the sorry consequences of uncommitted abortions.
Religion, morality, and patriotism are feelings that are manifested only when they are outraged.
Education is what most receive, many pass on, and few possess.
If you wish to form a clear judgment on your friends, consult your dreams.
Psychoanalysis: a rabbit that was swallowed by a boa constrictor just wanted to see what it was like in there.
Barbershop conversations are irrefutable proof that heads exist for the sake of hair.
Morality is the tendency to pour out the baby with the bathwater.
Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.
What the teachers digest, the pupils eat.
I have often been asked to be fair and view a matter from all sides. I did so, hoping that something might improve if I viewed allsides of it. But the result was the same. So I went back to viewing things only from one side, which saves me a lot of work and disappointment. For it is comforting to regard something as bad and to be able to use one's prejudice as an excuse.
There are two kinds of writers, those who are and those who aren't. With the first, content and form belong together like soul and body; with the second, they match each other like body and clothes.
Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.
Newspapers have roughly the same relationship to life as fortune-tellers to metaphysics.
Sound opinions are valueless. What matters is who holds them.
There are writers who can express in as little as twenty pages what I occasionally need as many as two for.
A healthy man is content with a woman. An erotic man is content with a stocking to get to a woman. A sick man is content with thestocking.
Democracy divides people into workers and loafers. It makes no provision for those who have no time to work.
A weak man has doubts before a decision; a strong man has them afterwards.
Family life is an encroachment on private life.
Medicine: "Your money and your life!
How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print.
There is no more unfortunate creature under the sun than a fetishist who yearns for a woman's shoe and has to settle for the whole woman.
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