I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that
Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have to do in standup is create spontaneity, somehow; even though you've done this act a million times, you gotta look like you're almost just thinking of it now, to make it entertainer.
And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.
It's good to be alive.
I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.
I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.
Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.
I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.
Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.
Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.
I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.
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