Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.
Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
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