Demetri Martin Quotes About Birds

Quotes about: Birds

• The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.

  Demetri Martin

  Running, Children, Glasses

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

• I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them.

  Demetri Martin

  Thinking, People, Bird

• Man is the most powerful creature on the planet. And we're arrogant. I mean, people own birds. It's like, there's a creature with the gift of flight. I want it. I'm going to put it in my kitchen and make it crap on old information.

  Demetri Martin

  Powerful, Mean, Men

• Sometimes I see a bird fly by and I feel jealous. But then other times I see a bird fly into a closed window and I feel laughing.

  Demetri Martin

  Jealous, Laughing, Bird

  Twitter post from Jul 28, 2013

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