Chris Ramsey Quotes

• To be a comedian: Make peace with the fact that you will never be as funny as a baby falling over.

  Chris Ramsey

  Baby, Fall, Comedian

  Source: in.askmen.com

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• Most surprising is probably that I thought I had experienced most of the low points life has to offer... but you reach new lows when you are hungover changing a nappy and throw up into it.

  Chris Ramsey

  Source: in.askmen.com

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• To be a dad: Make peace with the fact that you will now be your partner's second favourite person in the world.

  Chris Ramsey

  Dad, World, Favourite

  Source: in.askmen.com

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• If I had to pick one scariest thing bout becoming a father, I'd say... the whole thing! From the moment you find out, all the way through the pregnancy, the birth, a new level of fear and horror as a helpless, on-looking bloke and even then when they are out and running about in the world, the fear never ends. It's constant worry, and 'am I doing this right?' and 'why is he making that noise?' and 'has anyone ever died from eating ham?'. It's non-stop.

  Chris Ramsey

  Running, Father, Pregnancy

  Source: in.askmen.com

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• The biggest myth about fatherhood that you get given a direct phone number to talk to Santa and tell him how your kid has been behaving. Absolute bullshit. I got an email address and it's just giving me an out of office reply.

  Chris Ramsey

  Kids, Giving, Bullshit

  Source: in.askmen.com

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