Armpits Quotes

• Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits.

  Pink

  Cute, Awards, Mtv

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• Feminists were psyched that I had armpit hair

  Paula Cole

  Hair, Feminist

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• I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good.

  Ryan Ross

  Smell, Wish, Cameras

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• If you keep your armpits open, you won't get depressed.

  B.K.S. Iyengar

  Ifs

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  It's hard, when you're up to your armpits in alligators, to remember you came here to drain the swamp.

  Ronald Reagan

  Government, Remember You, Remembers You

  United States. President (1981-1989 : Reagan), Ronald Reagan (1982). “Ronald Reagan”

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• What all the ads and whorescopes seemed to imply was that if only you took proper care of your smells, your hair, your boobs, your eyelashes, your armpits, your crotch, your stars, your scars, your choice of Scotch in bars - you would meet a beautiful powerful, potent, and rich man who would satisfy every longing, fill every hole, make your heart skip a beat (or stand still), make you misty, and fly you to the moon (preferably on gossamer wings), where you would live totally satisfied forever.

  Erica Jong

  Beautiful, Stars, Powerful

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• I don't want people thinking of me sexually. I don't want people to be like, 'She's hot-looking,' you know? I want them to listen to me for what I am saying. And I think the best way to do that is to sniff my armpits, and like, sit and burp every now and then. It just completely throws people off. I had a couple of offers to do some hot scenes in the shower with some guy and to make it real hot and sexy. The next thing you know, I'd be the next J.Lo or something. But that's easy. I want it the hard way.

  Michelle Rodriguez

  Sexy, Couple, Real

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• When you find your soulmate, you could sleep under their armpits.

  Heather Mills

  Soulmate, Sleep, Your Soul

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• If you open the armpits, the brain becomes light. You cannot brood or become depressed.

  B.K.S. Iyengar

  Light, Brain, Ifs

  B. K. S. Iyengar (2016). “Sparks of Divinity: The Teachings of B. K. S. Iyengar”, p.141, Shambhala Publications

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• I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant.

  Scott Caan

  Smell, Deodorant

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• I wonder how people decided that women were supposed to shave their legs and armpits

  Natalie Portman

  People, Legs, Wonder

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• I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty.

  Kate Moss

  Dirty, Looks

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• She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

  Joan Rivers

  Arms, Hillarious, Turner

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• Dwarfs were not a naturally religious species, but in a world where pit props could crack without warning and pockets of fire damp could suddenly explode they'd seen the need for gods as the sort of supernatural equivalent of a hard hat. Besides, when you hit your thumb with an eight-pound hammer it's nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down with their hand clasped under their other armpit and shout, "Oh, random-fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!" or "Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!

  Terry Pratchett

  Religious, Atheist, Strong

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• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me.

  Rihanna

  Bullying, Dry Bones, Useless Life

  Song: S&M, Album: Loud

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• Art thou angry with him whose armpits stink? Art thou angry with him whose mouth smells foul?

  Marcus Aurelius

  Art, Smell, Mouths

  Epictetus, Marcus Aurelius, Lucius Annaeus Seneca (2016). “Stoic Six Pack: Meditations of Marcus Aurelius, Golden Sayings, Fragments and Discourses of Epictetus, Letters from a Stoic and The Enchiridion”, p.57, Enhanced Media Publishing

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• In the next election, can we vote to ban those ribbon things that kind of keep clothing on hangers but really just hang out of your armpits?

  Olivia Wilde

  Clothes, Ribbons, Next

  Twitter post from Jun 15, 2013

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• I believe in the flesh and the appetites, Seeing, hearing, feeling, are miracles, and each part and tag of me is a miracle. Divine am I inside and out, and I make holy whatever I touch or am touched from, The scent of these armpits aroma finer than prayer, This head more than churches, bibles, and all the creeds.

  Walt Whitman

  Prayer, Believe, Miracle

  Walt Whitman (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Walt Whitman (Illustrated)”, p.53, Delphi Classics

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• Henri IV's feet and armpits enjoyed an international reputation.

  Aldous Huxley

  Hygiene, Feet, Reputation

  Aldous Huxley (1971). “The devils of Loudon”

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• If you want to run for Prime Minister, you can. If you don't, that's wonderful, too. Shave your armpits, don't shave them, wear flats one day, heels the next. These things are so irrelevant and surface to what it is all really about, and I wish people wouldn't get caught up in that. We want to empower women to do exactly what they want, to be true to themselves, to have the opportunities to develop.

  Emma Watson

  Running, Opportunity, People

  "Emma Watson, The December 2014 ELLE Cover Interview" by Lorraine Candy, www.elle.com. June 03, 2015.

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• I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.

  Katy Perry

  Fall, Clue

  "Katy Perry: I prayed for a big chest, won Wisconsin for Obama", www.foxnews.com. January 21, 2014.

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• I hadn't fully realized just how powerful words could be before this. Whoever came up with the saying 'sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me' was talking out of his or her armpit.

  Malorie Blackman

  Hurt, Powerful, Talking

  Malorie Blackman (2007). “Black & White”, p.60, Simon and Schuster

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• Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For several days before you put it in the mail, carry your tax return around under your armpit. No IRS agent is going to want to spend hours poring over a sweat-stained document. So even if you owe money, you can put in for an enormous refund and the agent will probably give it to you, just to avoid an audit. What does he care? It's not his money.

  Dave Barry

  Humorous, Sweat, Giving

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• Feminists do the best Photoshop because they leave the meat on your bones. They don’t change your size or your skin color. They leave in your disgusting knuckles, but they may take out some armpit stubble. Not because they’re denying its existence, but because they understand that it’s okay to make a photo look as if you were caught on your best day in the best light.

  Tina Fey

  Light, Skin Color, Feminist

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• Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

  Alice Roosevelt Longworth

  Funny, Men, Hair

  Alice Roosevelt Longworth, Michael Teague (1981). “Mrs. L.: conversations with Alice Roosevelt Longworth”, Doubleday Books

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