Calvin And Hobbes Friendship Quotes

• Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

  Bill Watterson

  Friday, Cute Life, Sunday

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• Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

  Bill Watterson

  Inspirational, Friendship, Best Friend

  "The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1992.

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• Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

  Bill Watterson

  Change, Funny Life, Different

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• You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

  Bill Watterson

  Good Luck, Lucky, Rockets

  "It's a Magical World". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1996.

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• If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?

  Bill Watterson

  Appreciate, Forever, Good Things

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• I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

  Bill Watterson

  Love, Friendship, I Miss You

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• It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

  Bill Watterson

  Religious, People, Religion

  "Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons". Book by Bill Watterson, April 1992.

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• A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

  Bill Watterson

  Drama, Disrespect, Battle

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• I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.

  Bill Watterson

  Real, Skills, Procrastinating

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• The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!

  Bill Watterson

  Writing, Fog, Practice

  "Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1994.

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• It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

  Bill Watterson

  Needs, Lobotomy, Saws

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• Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

  Bill Watterson

  Demand, Enough, Ecstasy

  "There's Treasure Everywhere". Book by Bill Watterson, March 1996.

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• People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

  Bill Watterson

  Inspirational, Funny, Witty

  "The Revenge of the Baby-Sat". Book by Bill Watterson, April 1991.

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• The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

  Bill Watterson

  Funny, Humorous, Future

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• Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

  Bill Watterson

  Running, Humorous, Water

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• Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN

  Bill Watterson

  Witty, Two, Remember

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• So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met?

  Bill Watterson

  Self Esteem, Expectations, Secret

  "The Days Are Just Packed". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1993.

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• What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

  Bill Watterson

  Ems, Rockets, Ships

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• That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

  Bill Watterson

  Happiness, Being Happy, Differences

  "There's Treasure Everywhere". Book by Bill Watterson, March 1996.

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• I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.

  Bill Watterson

  Education, School, Want

  "The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1990.

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• Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.

  Bill Watterson

  Tests, Acid, Failing

  "The Days Are Just Packed". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1993.

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• We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

  Bill Watterson

  Inspirational, Funny, Science

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• As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

  Bill Watterson

  Knowing, Complicated, Concerned

  "The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1992.

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• I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.

  Bill Watterson

  Behavior, Modification, Maxims

  "Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons". Book by Bill Watterson, April 1992.

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• Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money.

  Bill Watterson

  Good Friend, Needs, More Money

  "The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1992.

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