Sometimes life is merely a matter of coffee and whatever intimacy a cup of coffee affords.
A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfect!
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.
Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.
Wake up and smell the coffee.
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape, we didn't get a good night's sleep, we're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.
I like my coffee like I like my women - Black and Strong.
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.
You were made by God and for God, and until you understand that, life will never make sense.
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.
Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up.
I can't go along with all that shit about having to give everything up. I'd always say to them in the clinic I'm still going to have a Guinness, I'm still going to have a glass of wine. They say you can smoke 400 cigs a day and drink 20 cups of coffee, but you can't have a line or a drink again.
I do much of my creative thinking while golfing. If people know you're working at home they think nothing of walking in for a cup of coffee, but wouldn't dream of interrupting on the golf course.
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