There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
I like them all-pointers, setters, retrievers, spaniels-what have you. I've had good ones and bad of several kinds. Most of the bad ones were my fault and most of the good ones would have been good under any circumstances.
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.
The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people.
When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!
Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.
Here, Gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity.
From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.
Show me a dog who still cannot perform a task after it has been trained over and over again, and I'll tell you who the slow learner is.
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
The dog is almost human in its demand for living interest, yet fatally less than human in its inability to foresee.
Though he had very little Latin beyond "Cave canem," he had, as a young dog, devoured Shakespeare (in a tasty leather binding).
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Dogs are not people dressed up in fur coats, and to deny them their nature is to do them great harm.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Hardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says "no."
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