A journey of 1000 miles begins with one step.
He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
We tend to get what we expect.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie? "Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life.
You're not very good at being contemplative," Milo said. "You always sound like some bad caricature of a philosopher, like those fortune cookies with 'Confucius say' or the Nietzsche guy from Mystery Men that's always saying 'when you walk on the ground, the ground walks on you.
Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.
I got one entire song from fortune cookies (Land of Sunshine). On another one, I took words from different Frank Sinatra songs and pasted them together. Another one, I was just driving around and there was a piece of paper on the ground, so I stole it.
At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.'
Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it.
Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.
Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."
Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers.
According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free.
A foolish man thinks he knows everything. A wise man knows he doesn't," Finn replied absently, still looking down at the book. "That's such a fortune-cookie answer," I said with a laugh, and even he smirked at me.
Love of action is not industry.
It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all.
Outward success alienates a man from himself.
If we followed our own advice, we'd be successful.
Forget goals. Value the process.
For children is there any happiness which is not also noise?
Success, remember is the reward of toil.
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.
Purpose, pattern, and people, the three P's at the heart of life.
Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
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