It is nevertheless a game of considerable passion, either of the explosive type, or that which burns inwardly and sears the soul.
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Putting is like wisdom - partly a natural gift and partly the accumulation of experience.
The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
The most important shot in golf is the next one.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
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