People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream.
Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us.
The purpose of morality is to teach you, not to suffer and die, but to enjoy yourself and live.
Once you're truly happy with yourself alone, that's when you are safe to find the right person to spend the rest of your life with.
By heaven we understand a state of happiness infinite in degree, and endless in duration.
'I can't' are two words that have never been in my vocabulary. I believe in me more than anything in this world.
For success, like happiness, cannot be pursued; it must ensue, and it only does so as the unintended side-effect of one's personal dedication to a cause greater than oneself or as the by-product of one's surrender to a person other than oneself.
Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
Sorrow happens, hardship happens, the hell with it, who never knew the price of happiness, will not be happy.
The very purpose of our life is to seek happiness.
Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible.
Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.
No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend till he is unhappy.
Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
There is no value in life except what you choose to place upon it and no happiness in any place except what you bring to it yourself.
Angelic happiness is in service, from service, and according to service.
Let there be more joy and laughter in your living.
You don't have to do anything to be happy, nor do you have to avoid anything. Happiness comes from within your mind. Happiness already exists.
Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
Gratitude helps you to grow and expand; gratitude brings joy and laughter into your life and into the lives of all those around you.
A good laugh is sunshine in the house.
On a deeper level you are already complete. When you realize that, there is a joyous energy behind what you do.
There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.
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