Kitten is in the animal world what the rosebud is in the garden; the one the most beautiful of all young creatures, the other the loveliest of all opening flowers.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.
The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.
Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.
Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.
I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take for granted - but his or her entertainment value.
Every natural movement is graceful. Did you ever watch a kitten at play?
Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.
A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long, comedy is played by an incomparable actor.
A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the fore part plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her till you tread upon it.
When the car's going well, I purr like a kitten.
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
Ahhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. All one needed in life, really.
They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, "Can he name a kitten?"
What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp.
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there.
They say the test of [literary power] is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, "Can he name a kitten?" And by this test I am condemned, for I cannot.
I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
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