Married Man Quotes - Page 3

• Married men live longer. Yes. And an indoor cat also lives longer. It's a furball with a broken spirit, that can only look out on a world it can never enjoy. But it does technically live longer.

  Bill Maher

  Cat, Men, Broken Spirit

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• As a great part of the uneasiness of matrimony arises from mere trifles,, it would be wise in every young married man to enter into an agreement with his wife, that in all disputes of this kind the party who was most convinced they were right should always surrender the victory. By which means both would be more forward to give up the cause.

  Henry Fielding

  Wise, Giving Up, Party

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• [I and Don Knotts never have a romantic relationship off screen].We were just good friends, and would go out to dinner sometimes when we both lived in Los Angeles. People always asked me if we were involved, but I always said, "No! He's a married man!".

  Betty Lynn

  Good Friend, Men, People

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• I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic.

  Patrick Marber

  Optimistic, Men, Thinking

  "Closer - Patrick Marber Q&A" compiled by Jack Foley, www.indielondon.co.uk.

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• Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

  Larry David

  Men, Thinking, America

  "Curb Your Enthusiasm". TV Series, (2000-).

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• The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing.

  Bill Cosby

  Relationship, Men, Giving

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• Now it wasn’t just that Xena was bisexual and kinda liked her gal pal and they kind of fooled around sometimes, it was ‘Nope, they’re married, man.'

  Lucy Lawless

  Bisexual, Men, Pals

  "Will the 'Xena' Reboot Drop the "Sub-" From That Lesbian Subtext?" by Nick Romano, collider.com. March 14, 2016.

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• Wen you're a married man, Samivel, you'll understand a good many things as you don't understand now; but vether it's worth while goin' through so much to learn so little, as the charity-boy sand ven he go to the end of the alphabet, it's a matter of taste.

  Charles Dickens

  Funny, Marriage, Learning

  Charles Dickens (1993). “The Pickwick Papers”, p.350, Wordsworth Editions

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• The married man and the mother of a Christian family, if they are faithful to their obligations, will fulfill a mission that is as great as it is consoling: that of bringing into the world and forming young souls capable of happiness and love, souls capable of sanctification and transformation in Christ.

  Thomas Merton

  Christian, Mother, Men

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• I have never been unfaithful to a partner and would find it immoral to be involved with a married man.

  Kylie Minogue

  Men, Married, Unfaithful

  "Kylie Breaks Silence". www.mirror.co.uk. May 11, 2007.

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• Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.

  Gloria Steinem

  Men, Two, Funny Marriage

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• Miss Prism: And you do not seem to realize, dear Doctor, that by persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. Men should be more careful; this very celibacy leads weaker vessels astray. Chasuble: But is a man not equally attractive when married? Miss Prism: No married man is ever attractive except to his wife. Chasuble: And often, I've been told, not even to her.

  Oscar Wilde

  Men, Doctors, Wife

  "The Importance of Being Earnest and Other Plays".

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• I became the toast of London. A lot of people I met came from these really decadent families where the married men were gay and no one thought anything about it.

  Robert Mapplethorpe

  Gay, Artist, Men

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I say I don't sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I don't sleep with happily married men.

  Britt Ekland

  Mean, Sleep, Men

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• Oh, she's my bodyguard. I mean, I'm a married man, and the last thing you need in that situation is to be considered a sexy individual. But I try to never let this whole McDreamy thing really influence us. I'm trying to just have a calm family life, to make my marriage work. It's not as if when my wife asks me to take out the trash, I say, 'Um, honey, don't you realize that I'm too sexy for that'? Well, actually, I do, but she gives me crap for it.

  Patrick Dempsey

  Sexy, Mean, Men

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• The happily married man with a large family is the test pilot for me.

  Nevil Shute

  Men, Pilots, Tests

  Nevil Shute (1954). “Slide rule: the autobiography of an engineer”

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• Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

  Barry Humphries

  Beautiful, Sex, Men

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all — he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.

  Charles Farrar Browne

  Children, Home, Men

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• If I did not wear torn pants, orthopedic shoes, frantic disheveled hair, that is to say, if I did not tone down my beauty, people would go mad. Married men would run amuck.

  Brenda Ueland

  Running, Men, Hair

  Brenda Ueland (1993). “Strength to Your Sword Arm: Selected Writings”, Holy Cow Press

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• Married women are far more depressed than married men - in unhappy marriages, three times more; and - interestingly - in happy marriages, five times more. In truth, it is men who are thriving in marriage, now as always, and who show symptoms of psychological and physical distress outside it. Not only their emotional well-being but their very lives, some studies say, depend on being married!

  Dalma Heyn

  Marriage, Men, Emotional

  Dalma Heyn (2011). “Marriage Shock: The Transformation of Women into Wives”, p.10, Open Road Media

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• I didn't say anything. Got nothing to say. I'm a married man; I don't need a relationship with another man.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Men, Say Anything

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• Ironically, survey after survey shows that married men are happier and healthier than unmarried men. Oh, and they also have more sex.

  Michael Kimmel

  Sex, Men, Married

  "How hookups and hang-ups delay manhood". TODAYshow.com Interview, www.today.com. August 03, 2010.

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• A married man has many cares, but a bachelor no pleasures.

  Samuel Johnson

  Marriage, Men, Care

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• The money men make from their willingness to work the least desirable hours is not a sign of discrimination against women, but a sign of the willingness of mostly married men to lose sleep to support the family as their wife loses sleep to feed the child. A willingness to do the uncomfortable shifts is one reason married men earn more than twice what never-married men earn. Men's contribution, made at night, need not be lost in the dark.

  Warren Farrell

  Children, Sleep, Dark

  "Why Men Earn More". Book by Warren Farrell, 2005.

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• And, to all married men, be this a caution, Which they should duly tender as their life, Neither to doat too much, nor doubt a wife.

  Philip Massinger

  Men, Wife, Doubt

  Philip Massinger (1761). “Dramatic Works: The renegado. The picture. The fatal dowry. The emperor of the East. The maid of honour”, p.188

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