Public toilets have a duty to be accessible, poetry does not.
Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.
I cleaned toilets and shined shoes.
I think toilets are more important than temples. No matter how many temples we go to, we are not going to get salvation. We need to give priority to toilets and cleanliness.
Growing up, I had a front row seat to seeing two people work really hard. My dad scrubbed toilets at a private Catholic school for a while, and that was to help me get through school.
I think toilets are more important than temples.
You can draw a penguin on a toilet reading The New York Times and it's adorable, but try doing it with an adult male character, and it's disgusting.
Schools across India do not have teachers, libraries, playing grounds and even toilets. I do not want to see empty classrooms, empty libraries. I do not want to see cattle grazing on fields meant to be cricket or football grounds.
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
There's no place like home. And there's no toilet like your own.
If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it.
I'm cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look at the big movie star. Look where he is now. I just said, I'm where God put me.
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.
Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets.
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.
If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?
When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet.
The world is divided up into two kinds of people - those who look at their body waste in the toilet bowl, and those who don't.
You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it's on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw.
European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches.
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