Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.
There's no place like home. And there's no toilet like your own.
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
I think toilets are more important than temples. No matter how many temples we go to, we are not going to get salvation. We need to give priority to toilets and cleanliness.
You can draw a penguin on a toilet reading The New York Times and it's adorable, but try doing it with an adult male character, and it's disgusting.
I cleaned toilets and shined shoes.
Growing up, I had a front row seat to seeing two people work really hard. My dad scrubbed toilets at a private Catholic school for a while and that was to help me get through school.
I think toilets are more important than temples.
Public toilets have a duty to be accessible, poetry does not.
Schools across India do not have teachers, libraries, playing grounds and even toilets. I do not want to see empty classrooms, empty libraries. I do not want to see cattle grazing on fields meant to be cricket or football grounds.
You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that?
Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets.
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it.
I'm cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look at the big movie star. Look where he is now. I just said, I'm where God put me.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
Never thought I’d intentionally sleep on a bathromm floor next to a toilet while sober, but I meant it when I said I would sleep anywhere with her.
Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.
If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?
When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet.
Most of the time he [Marlon Brando] sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper.
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