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• I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.

  George Bird Evans

  Dog, Nature, Silly

  "Troubles with Bird Dogs, and what to Do about Them: Training Experiences with Actual Dogs Under the Gun". Book by George Bird Evans, 1975.

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• The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

  Margo Kaufman

  Funny, Dog, Pugs

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• You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

  Robert Louis Stevenson

  Dog, Animal, Thinking

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.

  Agnes Repplier

  Friendship, Dog, Animal

  Agnes Repplier (1924). “Under dispute”

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• I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Dog, Men, Canine

  George Bernard Shaw (2015). “The Collected Works of George Bernard Shaw: Plays, Novels, Articles, Lectures, Letters and Essays: Pygmalion, Mrs. Warren’s Profession, Candida, Arms and The Man, Man and Superman, Caesar and Cleopatra, Androcles And The Lion, The New York Times Articles on War, Memories of Oscar Wilde and more”, p.2956, e-artnow

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• My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."

  Morey Amsterdam

  Funny, Dog, Humor

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• I can't imagine my life without animals. I have two dogs and three cats. Coming home and finding them all lined up at the door waiting for me has got to be one of the sweetest joys of my life.

  Halle Berry

  Dog, Home, Cat

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• Lo, when two dogs are fighting in the streets, With a third dog one of the two dogs meets; With angry teeth he bites him to the bone, And this dog smarts for what that dog has done.

  Henry Fielding

  Dog, Smart, Fighting

  Henry Fielding (1765). “Tom Thumb the Great. An opera. By Henry Fielding. Set to music after the Italian manner, by Mr. Arne, etc”, p.24

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• The Saint Bernards work best in teams of at least three dogs. They are sent out on patrols following storms, and they wander the paths looking for stranded travelers. If they come upon a victim, two dogs lie down beside the person to keep him warm; one of the two licks his face to stimulate him back to consciousness. Meanwhile, another dog will have already started back to the hospice to sound the alarm.

  Stanley Coren

  Dog, Lying, Team

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• But if there were two dogs left in the universe and it were up to us as to whether they were allowed to breed so that we could continue to live with dogs, and even if we could guarantee that all dogs would have homes as loving as the one that we provide, we would not hesitate for a second to bring the whole institution of 'pet' ownership to an end.

  Gary L. Francione

  Dog, Home, Animal

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• The Anti-Vivisector does not deny that physiologists must make experiments and even take chances with new methods. He says that they must not seek knowledge by criminal methods, just as they must not make money by criminal methods. He does not object to Galileo dropping cannon balls from the top of the leaning tower of Pisa; but he would object to shoving off two dogs or American tourists.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Dog, Animal, Two

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• The trick is to have a career and have a family. It's like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.

  Tom Waits

  Dog, Hate, Night

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• I am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets, but I always had at least two dogs.

  Connie Stevens

  Dog, Two, Pet

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• We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Dog, Horse, Home

  Ellen DeGeneres (2011). “Seriously...I'm Kidding”, p.70, Hachette UK

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• I also have two dogs, a Chihuahua and a Yorkshire terrier, so if they like him, that's a good sign.

  Christina Milian

  Dog, Two, Yorkshire

  "Christina Milian music maven". Interview with AskMen, www.askmen.com.

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• But I've often said that if I had – I have two dogs – if I had two retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet the dogs, which are pretty much the same thing. What? They're sweet. They're loving. They're kind, but they don't mentally advance at all. Dogs are like retarded children.

  Bill Maher

  Dog, Sweet, Children

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• I've found a place that would amaze you. People used to live there, but now it's all overgrown and no one goes there. Absolutely no one - only me... Just a little house and a garden. And two dogs.

  Karel Capek

  Dog, Garden, Two

  Karel Capek (2004). “R.U.R. (Rossum's Universal Robots)”, p.94, Penguin

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• You're out of luck like two dogs stuck.

  Ghostface Killah

  Dog, Rap, Two

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  Inside of me there are two dogs. One is mean and evil and the other is good and they fight each other all the time. When asked which one wins I answer, the one I feed the most.

  Sitting Bull

  Dog, Mean, Fighting

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• A plot is two dogs and one bone.

  Robert Newton Peck

  Dog, Two, Plot

  Robert Newton Peck (1988). “Secrets of successful fiction”, Accord Communications Ltd

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• Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.

  Bob Newhart

  Dog, Two, Way

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• I get a lot of sleep on the bus. I bring two dogs with me, who keep me grounded. I guess that's just in my soul. It's good to know that you're good at something.

  Emmylou Harris

  Dog, Sleep, Two

  Interview with Stacey D'Erasmo, www.interviewmagazine.com. April 10, 2014.

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• I have two dogs myself and they are always around when I write, so they tend to creep in there.

  Arthur Bradford

  Dog, Writing, Two

  Source: www.bookbrowse.com

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• I'm an ambassador for Best Friends [Animal Society], an incredible organization that's devoted to the welfare of animals - in particular, trying to help make every animal shelter a no-kill shelter. My two dogs were rescues, and I'm a firm believer in finding every dog or cat a home.

  Patrick Fabian

  Dog, Home, Cat

  FaceBook post by Patrick Fabian from Jun 21, 2016

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• I've got two dogs - one's a Jack Russell and she's one year old now, and I've got another dog called Kanga, and I got him from a rescue shelter, and there's nothing I enjoy more than just walking them on the beach in Cape Town. I find that very destressing and very relaxing.

  Lewis Pugh

  Dog, Beach, Years

  Source: blog.exclus1ves.co.za

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