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  If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life.

  Jack Herer

  Marijuana, Years, Eight

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• A man's mind may be likened to a garden, which may be intelligently cultivated or allowed to run wild; but whether cultivated or neglected, it must, and will, bring forth. If no useful seeds are put into it, then an abundance of useless weed seeds will fall therein, and will continue to produce their kind.

  James Allen

  Karma, Running, Fall

  James Allen (2009). “Mind is the Master: The Complete James Allen Treasury”, p.147, Penguin

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• A stone lies in a river; a piece of wood is jammed against it; dead leaves, drifting logs, and branches caked with mud collect; weeds settle there, and soon birds have made a nest and are feeding their young among the blossoming water plants. Then the river rises and the earth is washed away. The birds depart, the flowers wither, the branches are dislodged and drift downward; no trace is left of the floating island but a stone submerged by the water; - such is our personality.

  Cyril Connolly

  Lying, Flower, Islands

  "The Unquiet Grave". Book by Cyril Connolly, 1944.

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• Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.

  A. A. Milne

  Life, Beauty, Beautiful

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• That is not a drug. It's a leaf.

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Marijuana, Drug, Leafs

  "Report: Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger Says Marijuana Not a Drug". www.foxnews.com. October 28, 2007.

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• Just as a gardener must tend his or her plot, keeping out the weeds, you must tend the garden of your mind, weeding out the thoughts of lack, limitation, and negativity. You must nurture and tend the thoughts of happiness, success, and purpose.

  Randy Gage

  Garden, Negativity, Mind

  Randy Gage (2003). “Prosperity Mind: How to Harness the Power of Thought”, p.25, Internet Profit Kit

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• Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.

  Abraham Lincoln

  Sweet, Marijuana, Two

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• Even the richest soil, if left uncultivated will produce the rankest weeds.

  Leonardo da Vinci

  Life, Soil, Produce

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• Grow some more weed and get medicated, everyday is a holiday so we celebrate it.

  Wiz Khalifa

  Holiday, Everyday, Celebrate

  Song: Star Of The Show

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• If you love the roses, that is ordinary; if you love the weeds, that is extraordinary! Rather than being common, be extraordinary!

  Mehmet Murat Ildan

  Love, Rose, Ordinary

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• The only thing pot does for me is it gets me to stop thinking. Sometimes I have a brain that needs to be turned off. Some people are just better high.

  Justin Timberlake

  Thinking, People, Brain

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com. 2011.

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• A weed is a plant out of place.

  Jim Thompson

  Plant

  Jim Thompson (1997). “Crime novels: American noir of the 1950s”

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• As has been well documented, I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice, not very different from the cigarettes that I smoked as a young person up through a big chunk of my adult life. I don't think it is more dangerous than alcohol.

  Barack Obama

  Kids, Thinking, Views

  "Obama: Marijuana no more dangerous than alcohol", www.foxnews.com. January 19, 2014.

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• But make no mistake: the weeds will win: nature bats last.

  Robert Pyle

  Nature, Mistake, Winning

  Robert Michael Pyle (1986). “Wintergreen: Rambles in a Ravaged Land”, Scribner

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• There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US, and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos and entertainers. Their Satanic music, jazz and swing, result from marijuana usage. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers and any others.

  Harry J. Anslinger

  Women, Marijuana, Usa

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• I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.

  Andy Warhol

  Marijuana, Thinking, Smell

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• It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend.

  Louis Armstrong

  Marijuana, Dope, Stuff

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• I'm not a great pothead or anything like that... but weed is much, much less dangerous than alcohol.

  Johnny Depp

  Alcohol, Potheads, Dangerous

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• I experimented with marijuana a time or two.

  William J. Clinton

  Marijuana, Two, Hemp

  Quoted in Wash. Post, 30 Mar. 1992

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• I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years.

  Natalie Portman

  Marijuana, College, Years

  "Natalie Portman loves stoner comedies, but not getting stoned -- EXCLUSIVE" by Adam Markovitz, www.ew.com. April 6, 2011.

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• Prohibition... goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes... A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded.

  Abraham Lincoln

  Men, Blow, Marijuana

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• Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.

  Dave Barry

  Doe, Nuclear, Balls

  Dave Barry (2001). “All the Dave Barry you could ever want: four classic books in one from America's foremost humorist”

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• We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings but there has to be some form of punctuation, or life just seems utterly relentless.

  Russell Brand

  Silly, Wine, Marijuana

  Russell Brand (2009). “My Booky Wook: A Memoir of Sex, Drugs, and Stand-Up”, p.7, Harper Collins

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• What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.

  Tug McGraw

  Funny, Baseball, Differences

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• I enjoy it [smoking marijuana] once in a while. There is nothing wrong with that. Everything in moderation. I wouldn't call myself a pot-head.

  Jennifer Aniston

  Moderation, Pot, Enjoy

  "'I enjoy cannabis,' says Jen" by Alison Boshoff, www.dailymail.co.uk.

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